The Gayest Post Ever: part fiventy

• The magic of some movies is so powerful that it destroys lesser movies (movies without gay sex) in it's wake. This colossal movie, of coarse, is: Brokeback Mountain, quite possibly the most suggestive title for a gay cowboy movie ever, and there is finally a release date: 12/9/05, and a TRAILER!!! Remember to wear your chaps to the screening, it's just polite.


• Elijah Wood gets gay with the scottish guy from Lost a.k.a Merry a.k.a a Mary a.k.a Dominic Monaghan. This erotic tale of torrid hobbit love sounds hot, I wanna hear more! Well then let's go over the sexy details....
  
  
  
  1. Butt sex.
  
  
  2. A photo of them holding hands would really seal the deal, wouldn't it?! Well there is one, but I can't seem to find it, but there is one.
  
  
  3. The two gays were living together for a while, where I bet they did a lot of hand holding...
  
  
  4. "Dom", as Elijah refers to Dominic of coarse, has neither squashed or confirmed the allegations, further fueling this rumor so furious there is a website all about it!
  
  
• Brad Pitt to be nude on film! Way nude, I mean penis nude people! I think he's trying to one up Colin Farrell or something, sort of a mid-life crisis thing. Like "Talk about my penis people! How bout some attention for MY penis!" But I totally condone this type of behavior, keep up the good work Brad!


• My Sweet Sixteen featured a male this week, it was fabulously embarrassing and it involved a lot of him clapping and referring to those around him as "people." For once I'd like to see somebody humble on that show, but then I guess a modest person isn't going to throw a $200,000 party. It would be nice if one person would not say "Everyone wants to be me" though, it's gross.


• Enough about the gays, what about reasonable people with natural sexual desires, what are they up to?!
  
  
  
  • Omarosa VS Janice Dickinson. I am def for Janice Dickinson, seeing as that Omarosa makes my skin crawl. Plus Janice Dickinson actually had a career. Oh that's gotta hurt Omarosa! Busted! You suck!
  
  
  • War at Home, a new show on fox after the Simpsons, in Arrested Development's old slot, is actually pretty good. Watch it if you dare.
  
  
  • Making of the band 3 returns Oct 6th you guys, get ready for red hot R&B, girls with big hair and dance fevers.
  
  
  • So Paris Hilton had some charges against her in Maryland for intoxicating a minor and has since had them dropped. Now me and Paris Hilton have something in common, only i had sex with my minor, wait I bet she did too, now we have TWO things in common!
  
  
  • Demi Moore and Ashton married?! Who gives a fuck! Ever notice how they look like dogs, Demi of coarse being a Bull dog.