Friday, September 16, 2005

I love Jesse Metcalfe

No No, not THIS Jesse Metcalf


But THIS hunk of man-meat Jesse Metcalfe


Why do I love Jesse Metcalfe? Oh I dunno.. cause he's PERFECT!!! Seriously, he is a God and all of us lesser being should worship him. See look:

So if any of you see Jesse around, you better not say anything to embarrass me or I will totally kill you. But do coerce him into taking naked pictures, k? k!
Now, Jesse, I love you, but what the fuck is this all about???!

1 Comments:

At 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Jesse with the crypt keeper?

I want to roll him around like playdough, and then mix him with some of the other colors, and some lint perhaps, and then put him in my easy bake oven, turn it to 350 degrees F, and then sex him all night long!

Just kidding, he's obviously gay.

 

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