The Olsen's Get Pubes... and more!!!

• I know I have talked about this before, but I hate the Olsen's, maybe not the blond one - whom i hear wants to get a boob job since it looks like she is never gonna hit puberty. But I def hate Mary Kate - whom i hear was bitching out her ex-boys new model crush, Model Whatsherface. I guess MK feels like she needs to keep every guys she's ever dated around and in love with her. This way when she finally gets her period and becomes fertile she can have her pick of a bunch of different strapping young lads.


• Okay now this is ridiculous, allegedly, Britknee Spears Ya'll, saw a Frito that looked like a two headed baby and decided to stop eating Fritos until the baby is born. How much did this Frito look like a two headed baby is what I wanna know, was it the curvature of the Frito that reminded her of an embryo or something. God I have so many questions about this story... Can you even have a two-headed baby? Are Cheetos okay for her to eat? What if she found a two-headed Cheeto? What kind of person trusts omens they find in snack foods? Where was K-Fed when all this happened? What happened to Britney anyways? Why did she dupe we the people by first acting all like a innocent sex-pot and then turning out to be a chubby idiot with acne?


• I actually love David LaChapelle and I think he's really talented - or at least I really like his photos and such, did you know he did the Burger King commercial with Hootie!! Well, he had some pretty awful things to say about the Simpson sisters, something along the lines of: "They are the worst things to ever happen in the World, I would barf on them." and all because they didn't want him to do their Rolling Stone cover. I guess the girls realized they prolly couldn't use their gratingly cheesy smiles and/or open mouth poses and would have to be edgy sexy.


• BTW - is this war still going on? This is really ridiculous, where are we getting the money for all this? I better not get screwed in this whole thing, I'll be pissed. I never wanted to wage war on Iraq in the first place!!


• Colin Farrell, a leather-daddy?


• Lance Armstrong (who i thought was already married to Sheryl Crow) recently proposed to Ms. Crow with a little yellow rubber ring. I sorta want one of those, wait, i think rubber might be the new black. Finally my rubber sheets will seem "cool."


• I am so sick of Gwyneth Paltrow thinking people care about her!!!