Tid-bIt Snip-its

Mmmmmm mm! Lindsay Lohan is looking good enough to eat recently. Those chocolate locks work so well on her I could bake her at 350 degrees then let her cool for about 15-20 minutes before I chomp down into her sexy internal organs and sweet sweet flesh. Hop on over to the superficial.com for some steamy pics.

Colin Farrell has been looking sorta like the guy who runs the freak tent at the traveling fair recently. But notice I said the guy "who runs" it, he not a freak or anything -he's still totally bangable- he just needs a good shower, a warm fire and some cocoa.

Wha-keen Pheonix, like so many others, has gone crazy. During a press event he complained that he felt a frog on his head - which to be honest is what you get when you hold an interview in a bayou. But he even said, with alarmingly genuine concern, that the frog was eating his brain; now this is crazy, everyone knows that a Frog's fangs can't pierce bone, but perhaps their talons can.....

Todays Top Story is: Cruise ship used sonic weapon against pirates. This makes me happy. As a small boy, I wanted to become two things when I grew up: 1. Sonic the Hedge Hog 2. A pirate. Now it seems both these things might be possible.

Jake Gyllenhaal needs to change his name to something easier to spell, and he needs to go ahead and give us some full frontal nudity. For those of you who look at any gossip website you'll know that Jake's fine ass in his new movie Jarhead has been the hottest scoop since Teri Sheravo (you know that vegitable chick). I can only imagine if Jake removed the santa hat covering his cock and balls and revealed the goods, the people of Earth would likely go mad and roit like it was Huricanne Katrina.