Slutty Gossip

• Dustin Diamond -future pornstar probably- and Screetch from Saved by the Bell is in danger of losing his house unless he comes up with 250 Gs; and he is asking for fan support to raise this absurd money. How dare he act like he deserves people's hard earned money! Just move god dammit! or enter in a big talent show mere hours away from forclosure like the Brady's or some shit. But you stay away from my cheese you pimply geek!


• Bandon Davis, America's favorite shit-talker, is set to enter rehab for his addiction to cocaine, alchol and douching. An excorsim would probably be more effective on that greasy tubby little brat.


• Tom Cruise is apparently "Hollywood’s most bankable actor." WTF?! Is Scientology paying people off? I have never meet anyone who doesn't HATE Tom Cruise (of corse my friends are cool though) so how does he still have any street cred or fan base?! The man is a lunitic. Nuff said.


• Reese Witherspoon, stop having babies! I am sick of it!


• Hey Tori Spelling? Love ya bitch! - Yo Jesse Metcalfe, fuck me! - K-fed, you stay the hell away from me... god damn stinky weasel...

• Jake Gyllenhall, I love you to pieces, but please stopping wearing work out clothes 24/7. We get it, you work out, you don't need to impress us, you are already hot. Now what would be hot is if you dressed all slick and shit and shaved and such ...and got naked...


• I hate you Nelly Furtado.