Case of the Mondays! Boo!

I've got just what you need for the Monday Blues, check out this comprehensive list of exciting Monday activites... only to be done on Monday... JUST MONDAY!!!!

• Write an e-mail to Mtv complaining that the new season of Laguna Beach is exactly what's wrong with America. And ask them for new Pimp My Rides, I am sick of watching repeats!!.


• Use a taser on yourself, that will snap you right out of the doldrums of Monday.


• Track down the Batman Begins sequel's production staff and get them moving. What will that sequel be called anyways (Dean - could you please answer that), like Batman Continues? Batman What's the Hot Poop? how bout Batman Hold the Holmes, I think we'd all like that, get outta here Katie Holmes! Shoo!


• Try to trick Lindsay Lohan into eating something, try candy cigarettes.


• Sing a song to your office, they'll like that.


• Collect evidence that Colin Farrell did or did not sleep with that drag queen.


• Pluck Colin Farrell's eyebrows, and if you can't find Colin, write him a persuasive essay on why something must be done about those fuzzy caterpillars.


• Go over office safety guidebook.


• Skip work and watch a whole day of judge shows and thank the lord you are not arguing with your grandmother over $150 cell phone bill.


• Check out photos of NYC's Gay Pride and wonder why most men don't look like the shirtless 300lb body builders they show in the parade and then remember that steroids are illegal.


• And last but not least.... Shuck on me ballz!!!!