Bulletin of Expository Reports

1. The BackStreet Boys love God, but most of all they love the clergy... in their mouths.


2. Nicole Riche's "beau" DJ AM used to weigh 324lbs and has since had a gastric bypass surgery and lost over 150 of those lbs. Apparently Riche and AM has starting dating before the surgery which could explain her parallel weight loss. If your lover drops over a hundo and a half that has got to put some pressure on you. First you think you are dating a fatty and you can let yourself go a little and next thing you know he sheds a person. Talk about being a showoff DJ AM, no matter how much barfing Nicole does she'll never lose a full grown male of 5'8"


3. I feel as if Mariah Carey keeps acting like she is making a comeback, as if we have no choice about her coming beck. But she didn't really go anywhere, except maybe to crazytown, but didn't she already "come back" from that too?! And what is with this Mimi thing, did she make up that nickname? That's right up there with Madge and Esther.


4. There is a show on TV here in in DC called "God's Will & Grace" I can't even begin to go into why this is so funny.


5. STRIPSEARCH continues to be my reason for living. Jon is quite possibly the most genuinely strange person on reality TV. I hope he never gets eliminated because he is fascinating to watch. He's unpredictable and volatile and always escalates the situation to make sure everyone hates him. Though Jon is crazy, I am a bit surprised by all the behind the back trash talking done in this house (it's like someone is about to go into a women's Inferno). Who would have thought a bunch of pretty boy beefcakes could be so bitchy (one of them should throw Jon's clothes in the pool). My boy Brain manages to not get all catty, but he does get pretty angry when he lectures everyone on keeping their cool. Brain also looks like a dinosaur, his faux hawk isn't helping either, but I think that's why I like him.


6. My heart sank on Kept this week when Jason got kicked off, I thought he was "going to become Jerry's kept man." But that's what he gets for making out with the whore bait Jerry tricked him with. If he had just made out with some random sluts like Ricardo and Slavco he would have been fine. Oh Slavardo, you sly foxes better smarten up before your eliminated, you should try not talking.