Inferno Update: It's Clobberin' Time, Sans Dan, & With Extra Tonya

Woah, by this point in the season people are just fighting. Even good girls Shevonda and Jamie show their dark side on this episode. Too bad Shevonda had to go home just as I figured out who she was and developed an opinion about her, and that opinion is: she sucks.

So guess what? Team Voltron (Those bitches: Tina, Veronica and Rachel) tease Tonya until she can't take it and when Tonya tries to retreat they go follow and confront her by laughing in her face. Following someone only to laugh at them to their face is the meanest and most annoying thing I can think of. It's not even intelligent or biting, just annoying. I mean anyone can do that, as a matter of fact I'm gonna see how strangers like getting laughed at on the street, I will report my findings later!

Then the Good Guys pick poor Tonya to go into the Inferno. What about Tina?! Seriously, why hasn't anyone thought about how much Tina sucks or Rachel or Veronica even, it's just not fair!! And the Bad Asses, after much deliberation and bickering choose Shevonda. They argue about it forever, as if either one of those girls doesn't suck immensely, my four year old cousin could beat them... in a battle of wits... or an obstacle course (and she falls down when she walks sometimes).

The mission has to do with lowering your heart rate, which seems a bit subjective to me but whatev'. Don't people have different heart rates? What do I know, I'm no heart rate monitor at Giant that I used to play on all the time as a kid cause going to the grocery store when you are a kid is super boring...

So Shevonda and Jamie (who I believe is wearing some shades from Oliver Peoples alla Jessica Simpson) go up on this contraption to freak out Tonya, and it works. I know it's part of the mission, but I feel these girls are being mean specifically to Tonya because everyone else is and they desperately want to fit in, I dare them to have their own beef with someone and confront them rather than kicking a dead horse (Tonya). What has Tonya done to them? Go find your own battle girls cause you just look pathetic. However they do scream at the top of their lungs which would mess me up too, so good idea girls!

I forget who wins the challenge, but who cares, the point is Shevonda goes home and Tonya stays, cause honestly she deserves it. For the final mission I think they should give Tonya some weapons and have her stalk and kill the cast in a creepy mansion, doesn't that sound good? Or have the guys see who can be "the most gay", yeah that'd be great too.

"Getting Gay" Proves to be Stiff Competition

Landon is soooo hot

CT is the hottest frowny-face guy I know

Landon's bulge and those annoying guys from Kept