Oh No! JT Can't Hold His Liquor (pronounced Lick-ore, cause he's rich)
Recently the illustrious Justin Timberlake was parting at some super-trendy uber-exclusive celebrity-hot-spot for famous people when he got so drunk, off of drinks that probably cost as much as my rent, that he ralphed all over the bar!! The rich and beautiful were so shocked that most of them spilled their Apple-tinis all over their Chanel frocks! Then they had a money fight and killed a commoner just to watch him die.
posted by --Robert-Campbell-- @ 1:37 PM
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4 Comments:
i think that your blog is insensitive to the plight of the rich and gorgeous.
also you spelled "were" wrongly.
who is this?! How dare you correct my grammar/spelling and then hide behind this "anonymous" moniker and not incur my wrath!! Did I do anything wrong on this comment, huh? please tell me.
Is this Stephanie? I bet it is.
So a friend of mine is good pals with JT, and she says that when they go to top-o-da-line restaurants, JT whips out his ghetto-fab linguistics, and orders "the m*$%f$cking steak BEAAAATCH" instead of the *snivel* *snivel* proscuitto stuffed filet mignon with smoked gruyere and porcini mushroom sauce. What a classy guy! I'd totally let him take me out and embarass me anytime.
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