Two Things, Two GAY Things

#1 - There is an exercise tape called "Queer Abs" which I guess is marketed towards us fags. The only problem being when I watch tapes of guys with 6 pack abs I usually masturbate furiously, not do crunches.

#2 - The Matchbox 20 guy that just recently got cute, Rob Sumpin, is a SCIENTOLOGIST!!! And as if that wasn't bad enough he is rumored to have been founded rolling around in bed with none other than Mr. Crazy himself, Tom Cruise. This was all discovered by Mrs. Rob Sumpin and apparently sparked this whole Katie Holmes spectacle. Any truth to this matter? You'll have to ask the aliens in the volcano.