Man Versus Beast Easily The Best TV Show Ever

Fox Reailty, a cable station that is locatable only by blind luck, has a gem on it's hands. The precious gemstone is called Man vs Beast and it pins extraordinary human beings against the animal kingdom. They do things, like... oh, have a team of midgets -referred to by the host as "Team Little People"- race a camel! Or maybe like... get 44 midgets to verse an elephant in a strength contest. I don't know what genius thought of this idea, but he deserves the nobel prize. Oh! I know what genius thought of this: Me, that's who! If one more studio exec steals my thoughts I swear to god......

BONUS WEIRDNESS!

These are the lounge-o-leers and you must check out some of their tunes. I don't get it? Is it a joke? Are they serious? Are they foreign?