Informative Bulletin

• Nip Na-Nip Nip Niiiiiip! Is Micha Barton involved in a nip slip scandal that will shock you? Did she put botox in her nipples to shock your children? The shocking results after this... no seriously though could some gum-shoe find me a photo of said nipa slipa, Dean, I'm talking to you.


• Kenny Chesney, the NOT gay country musician is set to play a heterosexual in the male version of Cinderella in Cinderella Man. This movie is not gay at all, it's tough and manly. I mean what's gay about Kenny Chesney riding in a crystal carriage pulled by white horses to the grand ball. Seems pretty manly to me.


• My mind is blown again as Talan from Laguna Beach makes tabloid headlines. At least he is making them with waste-of-space Kimberly Stewart so most people will just skip over it. Seriously though, am I the only one who thinks these two people:
  A) Have done NOTHING EVER
  B) Are not attractive
  C) Suck ass and deserve to die
  Please tell me I'm not alone on this one. Oh yeah, I think they are engaged or something; and by that i mean: starved for attention.


• Is this Jennifer Aniston smoking a doobie?? You can't tell from this pic but it IS Aniston, and I believe she's hittin' a roach. She is clearly smoking something and holding it all funny like. Either this is her first puff of a cigarette ever, or she's a pot-smoking hippy. BTW - this is old news, everyone already knows she's a pot-smoking hippy, but now we have proof!
  
  


• Did Britney Murphy do drugs and have sex?? I hope so! E!online has reported that Miss Murphy was all "smacked" and fucked some waiter at a Bar-mitzvah causing her management company to dump her. Popbarf.com has reported that I watched... and it was hot... real hot... and then I took a dump on Britney's management company.